We are royally FUCKED!!!

How could something so wrong go so smoothly?

Currently Reading 365 Days of Doom 2004 Calendar (Page-A-Day(r) Calendars) By Deborah Lazarus see related

soooo...i just want to confess my love for katy seals

Currently Watching The Exorcist (25th Anniversary Special Edition) By Ellen Burstyn, Max von Sydow, Linda Blair see related

i fight paul like a matador takes on a bull.

( blake typed this. )

Currently Watching Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York By Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern see related

I landed on water to you in silence

     Sorry folks... I died for a while back there but now, much like an ever-more-popular William Hung, I have risen from defeat only to make millions off of my own idiocy.  Here are a few things off the top of my head that I need to get out of the way before I forget...

My bearded dragon, Yuk-Fu, jumped ship

     As you know, Yuk-Fu was suffering from a calcium deficiency, so I placed his environment outside where he could get natural sunlight.  One day I went outside, mealworms in hand and behold... there was no Yuk-Fu.  SON OF A DAMNIT I cried.  The good news is that there were no animal prints in the cage and nothing was overturned.  Apparently Yuk-Fu already knew how to get out of his cage but had waited until just the right moment when he would start having calcium-deficiency seizures so as to seize the moment.  That wee, glorious bastard.  He's no longer with me, but I can rest easy knowing he's out  t h e r e, living it up.  If he was able to summon the strength to leap a good foot and a half out of his cage, then he deserves all the freedoms of the outdoors.  I just hope he doesn't eat a cat or something, then I'm in trouble.

Also, I went on a family vacation to San Antonio for crying out loud

     That's where I've been for the past week or so.  My parents had to attend a Band Director's convention and told me the day of that I should be a good son and join them.  So I did.  But I forgot to tell anybody I was going.  I'm not sure anyone noticed I was gone.  Maybe that credit card guy who calls me every day noticed.  I bet he even shed a tear.

I bought a hat

     Nothing more to it really... I just bought a hat.  Geez, these Xanga entries are starting to become a chore.  Maybe I've reached the end of my life, cause I'm all out of things to say and I'm starting to feel like a human load.  I'm not even 21 yet. 

I guess it's natural selection... compleeeeeetely natural.

Currently Playing How I Spent My Summer Vacation By Bouncing Souls see related

     I'm always impressed by the sheer volume of George's xanga (http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=saikanobaka).  I wish my entries kicked half as much volumetric ass.  But then again, I have semi-adult ADD and OH MY GOD THERE'S A BIRD OVER THERE! 

     Check out what I made after 8 hours of standing up on my hind legs all day at work!

     It's a scab in the shape of Texas!  I outlined it incase you can't remember what Texas looks like or frankly you just don't give a damn.  I think I'm going to start wearing wool socks so I can keep it in a constant state of irritation, thus preserving Texas and consequently the Alamo.  Now I know as Texans we're supposed to give a crap about the Alamo, but in other states they've probably never even heard of the Alamo.  I wonder if in Ohio they have to give a crap about the "mythical rock that gave birth to Jesus" or whatever type of state shrine they have there. 

     "You know, you may be a slob but you take care of people and the things that really matter."  Thanks mom!  She tells me this after she walks into my temporary summer room and can't see the floor amongst the towels and clothes, but notices the immaculate lizard cage I have set up. 

     Look at that shady little bastard blending in to his surroundings.  I recently had to move his cage outside and dust his perches with vitamins because he was shaking this morning and I think it's a lack of Calcium.  You hear that?!  A lack of CALCIUM!  How could I be so stupid?  Hopefully the natural sunlight will provide all the UV he needs.  Or she...  There's no way to tell really until he/she/it reaches sexual maturity and tries to hump my arm.

     I'm blowing this popsicle stand, me and the crew are going to see Anchorman in half an hour.  For my next entry, I will discuss...

Girls!

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